whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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