He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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