I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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