love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said her name was "party"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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