The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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