I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I love you. Go after that dick
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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