i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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