I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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