4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
D3 body, D1 cock
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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