please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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