its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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