It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Let's paint friendship bongs
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
