I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
