its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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