Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is Oprah even human
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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