i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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