So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
