sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
