The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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