For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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