"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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