It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
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That's how twitter works, right?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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