i just had sex bonerless
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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