Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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