There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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