The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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