I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
nutella sex= disaster
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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