is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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