Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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