New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We had sex on a dog bed..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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