some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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