Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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