We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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