just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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