He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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