4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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