omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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