Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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