someone get that fucking seahorse.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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