just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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