Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
