she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
