i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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