He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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