that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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