There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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