Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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