physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
