super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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