Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
