Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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