I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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