I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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