whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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